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Your Wife Material Is Tested By How Much BullShit You Can Bear


A woman posted recently on how she visited her mother in law for the first time and helped them cook in the kitchen. She helped to wash meat and clean up and waited to be served. Her MIL sent the domestic staff with food fit enough to be given a dog without meat.

Of course, Nigerian social media sphere is agog with accusations and discussions and I am

just tired !



Why is it always the women being tested for wife material ?

Why is it always the women being tested for wife material ? Who is testing these men and their families for mental stability ?

So someone will test a grown ass adult by serving them food without meat ? The wretchedness of this kind of mentality is mind boggling!

If it not spiritual abjection and ancestral affliction that is worrying you I wonder why you would think testing a woman by seeing if she will degrade herself by eating meatless food in your house makes sense.

Like if Dangote or Otedola's daughter walks into your house you will not empty your miserly bank savings and kill a cow.

But the penuriousness of your existence is only surpassed by the poverty of your mind. So you think the best way to test your daughter in law is by food. FOOD !!!

Ha ! The impercuniosness of such a family will be many and I would be scared that you haven't passed such pauperism of thinking unto your offspring.

Na single we single no be person we kill o. So someone will say they want to test me for wife material. Zero wife material here. I wear that teeshirt with pride. Don't fucking play yourself. I will enter that kitchen and serve myself 10 pieces of meat and then I will ask your mother of that is the kind of home training she got from her parents.

Las Las you will chase me from your house by the time I am done with you but I know I would've done the next woman coming into that house a favour.

Shei you say you are senseless ni.

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