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What Exactly Did Acrimony Movie Teach Us ?

Updated: Dec 30, 2018



So after reading updates about how people left the movie crying I finally watched Acrimony. 1. Tyler Perry movies annoy me for the fact that they are bloody predictable and really just the American version of Nollywood. Yes he's talented and telling black stories and blah blah blah BUT STILL !!!....🙄🙄🙄

2. There is crazy and there is mental institution deranged. Taraji was the moda fecking Hannibal Lecter of unhinged psychopaths. This movie just played into so many stereotypes I found my self yawning and annoyed at how cliché it was. But it's Tyler Perry so no surprises there 😏

3. Nigerians are annoying to watch movies with. Crying and shouting and making noise like they are in a beer parlour. I'm going to start waiting for the bootleg versions to come out cos I really cant deal with your ill behaved dramatic asses 🙄 I shouted KEEP QUIET !!! and someone replied "Class captain write down names nah" My popcorn had finished else I would've flung it at everybody !

4. Uncle Tyler Perry aburo Madea, how did she get on that boat ehn ? HOW ?? She is black American not from Edo State Nigeria so HOW ?? Ehn !! UNCKU TAILAH HOW ??? 👏👏👏 And the way she rose from the waters like rising of the phoenix... too much cinematic license with reality !

5. Moral of the story: Women should struggle and struggle and struggle with man because one day the you might find out the light at the end of the tunnel is not a candle but the moda fecking blazing sun. Forgive him when he cheats. Be his mother and allow him to be a lazy vagabond. So remain with your man you hear ? Struggle with him. Give him your ovaries and uterus. Give him your inheritance. Give him your life. No, woman no cry. Weep not child. Joy cometh in the morning.

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