I haz questions.
1. How is it possible to electrocute the god of thunder and lightning... is he not the creator of electricity ? Some god he is...😑
2. I've always wanted to see who was stronger...Thor or the Hulk...They fought and...ok I will not tell you this one !
3. Oh you're still reading ? I told you to stop...🙄 Why the hell did they cut Thor's hair ? Got him looking like some punk ass north London dweeb !
4. I now have a soft spot for Loki.
5. There is no all powerful god except the mighty Jehovah. Your gods...they are mortal...you thought they were immortal right? They die !!
6. Just like in real life, finding out as an adult you have an adult sibling doesn't usually bode well.
Favourite moments - Thor's reaction to Hulk's giant green penis - Bruce Banner constantly adjusting the crotch of the too tight pants Iron man used to wear. - Director Watiti as a softly spoken Rock hewn gladiator, Korg. He steals every scene he's in. -Jeff Goldblum at his Goldblumiest, blue mascara, weird blue facial markings and all. -Stan Lee as the barber - IDRIS ELBA !!! 😍😍
All in all chock full of comedy and my favorite things: fire demons, dragons, goddess of death, a sorcerer, a giant Wolf, magic, spaceships and lasers.
You read this far...I didn't force you. Please don't insult me on my comment section. I'm not feeling fine. I will stone you with the remains of Thor's crumpled hammer.