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How I Got Fired From Victoria Secrets Because Of Jollof Rice

Updated: Dec 30, 2018


This photo below was trending on social media and I totally understand her situation.


I can't blame this aunty. Probably enroute from Job A to Job B. I remember once in London I was done with lectures in school, got home, packed my mum's jollof rice and took a cab to my part time job at Victoria's Secrets cos I was running late.

That's how this Pakistani cab driver told me my food was smelling up his cab that I should close it or get down. Tired from school, eating my first meal of the day at 4pm, about to go work till 12 midnight you are telling me to pack my food. I told him his country food smells a hundred times worse and he should face his front and keep driving. This foolish agbaya man parked and said he's no longer going and I was running late for work and they had given me query for lateness like 5 times already. I didn't care and continued eating. You won't believe this man turned round and drove me back home. I was late to work but I sat in that car and took my time to finish my jollof rice and chicken. He stood by the door cursing and threatening to drag me out while I crunched my chicken bone. I told him if he laid a finger on me I would slap him so hard he would land in Pakistan. I got late to work. I was fired.


Photo Credit: Nigerian Lazy Chef

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